I was at a party a couple of months ago where this drunk guy showed up and it seemed that no one there actually knew him. People were polite, until he started getting wasted on everyone else’s drink, snorting coke in the toilet and doing obscene things with a collection of the home owners children’s stuffed bears – which he had creepily retrieved from one of the bedrooms.
Everyone was being so diplomatic, but eventually three of the guys took him for a walk to the local Chinese restaurant, hailed a cab and put him in it after convincing him they’d received a call that the party was over.
There’s no reason for me sharing this story of course, I just thought it was interesting.
And no, I was not that drunk guy. How dare you.